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theadventures-thedance-thebeast: When I read this my dog was on the left side of me but I wasn’t sure he counted so I looked at the thing next to my left…..and it was a plate.What a weak melee weapon :/ A 5 foot tall lamp. Perfect. My bean pole coworker.

theadventures-thedance-thebeast:

When I read this my dog was on the left side of me but I wasn’t sure he counted so I looked at the thing next to my left…..and it was a plate.
What a weak melee weapon :/

A 5 foot tall lamp. Perfect.

My bean pole coworker.

1 year ago with 265 notes — via swoz, © theadventures-thedance-thebeast



  1. im-a-symptom-in-a-suitcase reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast and added:
    So, that’s either an electric heater or
  2. waywardaquarium reblogged this from see-eskimo
  3. macadamia-nut reblogged this from hiddenguardy and added:
    A stack of books. :D
  4. hiddenguardy reblogged this from saintlike--holey and added:
    … A dining table.
  5. lipstick-and-leather reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast
  6. ruttiituttiifruttii reblogged this from behindthespectacles and added:
    My guitar…i knew it!!
  7. sepuko-ichigo reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast
  8. color-me-yesterday reblogged this from maudelynn
  9. peppermintoni reblogged this from serovarblowtorch
  10. serovarblowtorch reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast
  11. iridescent-lightning reblogged this from q-u1et
  12. unfunnybunny reblogged this from jo-hc
  13. assasinsfroline reblogged this from vstar and added:
    cmmon? a pen? the fuck bruh
  14. crystalclearraindrops reblogged this from inspirethesoul
  15. inspirethesoul reblogged this from vstar and added:
    Decepticons mesh cap. So either a) It will transform into a Decepticon or b) I will threaten zombies with it. Yay?
  16. theshitwasbananas reblogged this from vstar and added:
    my math text book, i’m screwed =_=
  17. jmindigo reblogged this from maudelynn and added:
    *blink* …a large box of bows.
  18. iheartalannahj9 reblogged this from never-give-up-on-music and added:
    STRAIGHTENING IRON…HAHAHAHA
  19. infinite-bullshit reblogged this from q-u1et
  20. never-give-up-on-music reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
    PRINGLES and my phone. I guess I can bash some zombie then call..that is if I have credits on the phone..FUCK IM...
  21. angelapolkastripes reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
    A pillow. Well, that’s just great.
  22. piperkitti reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
    STRAWBERRIES? I’m dead already.
  23. youarealwaystotallyperfect reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
    A blanket haha XD
  24. g-ifted reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
    My friends little sister… she’s nine…
  25. q-u1et reblogged this from behindthespectacles and added:
    mic. heh.heheheh.
  26. issoylentgreen reblogged this from almightysempai and added:
    This sounds like the beginning of an awesome movie.
  27. theta-doctor reblogged this from swoz and added:
    My bean pole coworker.
  28. goddamnbatman reblogged this from swoz and added:
    A wooden sword. Pretty damn cool
  29. swoz reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast
  30. ass-duff reblogged this from behindthespectacles
  31. zombiesandcorpse reblogged this from gothiccharmschool and added:
    BOTOL AIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  32. almightysempai reblogged this from issoylentgreen and added:
    Hah, mine’s pointing at my replica English cavalry sabre. I think we’re good.
  33. sanzochan reblogged this from behindthespectacles and added:
    Mine’s an empty plastic bottle. That can only hold 500ml. CLOSE-RANGE!
  34. superoriginal reblogged this from imstillbettingonyou and added:
    It’s a mug. I’m gonna freaking die.
  35. mr-mighty reblogged this from nudityandnerdery and added:
    Katana umbrella, badass.
  36. star-wh4le reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast and added:
    WILL SO DEFEAT THOSE FLIPPING ZOMBIES.
  37. kaylabara reblogged this from truffle-bean and added:
    A jar of glitter…great. I’m screwed unless the zombies have Edward Cullen on their side.
  38. ssapphiremith reblogged this from lucashuybers and added:
    A lamp shaped like a tree
  39. lucashuybers reblogged this from nightfallsonnarnia and added:
    A candle stand =)
  40. nightfallsonnarnia reblogged this from graveyard-moshing
  41. warpsbyherself reblogged this from gothiccharmschool and added:
    would beat down zombies with a miniature pine tree. Pleasantly-scented death.
  42. graveyard-moshing reblogged this from g3miini
  43. g3miini reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast and added:
    An imac computer. well then.
  44. kayceejb reblogged this from thekidwithnofuture and added:
    Err… HEAD AND SHOULDERS?
  45. dreamingofmidnight reblogged this from eastberlin and added:
    A lamp. Guess I can bash in some heads, but I say I’m still screwed.
  46. onthisplanet reblogged this from allykirklanderp and added:
    It seems I’ll have to fight with a long couch cushion.. JUST YOU WAIT FOR MY ‘PILLOW’ OF DOOM, ZOMBIES.